A Message From Dogs: Enough With The Fireworks

A Message From Dogs: Enough With The Fireworks
DOG TALKING about "terrifying sky fire" (fireworks).Hey there, it's me, a dog, here to talk about our least favorite part of summer -- terrifying sky fire.One day a year, humans dress up in the colors of the american flag -- grey, white, and other grey -- drink crazy juice and blow up their loud, angry flowers, making us cower and poop on your pillow. But this summer, instead of one day, terrifying sky fires everyday.Become trapped an unbreakable cycle -- outside to pee, the same food in the same bowl, my owner always at home in the same clothes.And then, like clockwork, even though I don't know how clocks work, the same terrifying sky fire.Is there no way to distract myself from this endless loop of sky fire and sweat pants?I got it!♪ ♪♪ oh, yeah, they're definitely not allowed to be up on that bed.